The original Anchorman provided enough memorable quotes to fill a bible! So long as that bible has really small pages, and you write the quotes in size 72 font. Here’s your chance to brush up on the ...

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly . . . Oh! Is the camera rolling? Well, then, let the broadcaster finish his drink before delivering the news. Which he ...