Here's a message for all the comics, lounge acts, poets, telephone philosophers and adorable, stammering preschoolers We can't take it anymore. We're talking about those "delightful" greetings on your ...

I just activated my phone line today. It's my first single, so I get free reign over my voice message. (Small victories count, I say. ) A search brought up this thread, but nothing did the boat-float ...