The government thinks I’m old enough to get Medicare, but the truth is I’m only 27 and plan to stay that way forever.

Don’t judge me, but I did not walk 10,000 steps today. Whew, it’s a relief to get that out of the way.  Confession is good for the soul. Truthfully, I have no idea how many steps I walked, because the ...

I want to be in a drug commercial. Not just while they’re shooting it, but all the time. Those people have all the fun, don’t you think? And the more serious the ailment, the more fun the actors are ...

I had a flashback this morning to five weeks ago, when I was packing for an upcoming trip. My grown son, Cheetah Boy, crashed into my bedroom without knocking as usual, and asked me what I was doing. ...