The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April ...
The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April ...
You wake up at 6 a.m. on a Monday to the dulcet tones of the “Old Car Horn” alarm — an entire two hours early for your Math ...
Done with Yak Match and Ditto AI? Look no further than this special edition of The UCSD Guardian to find your forever study ...
Silly season beckons in the college basketball world as players and coaches prepare for a hectic transfer portal ahead.
The finals week midnight scream is becoming a yearlong phenomenon. When the construction near Center Hall is complete, a new ...
This past Sunday, Sigma Psi Epsilon revealed that it has begun constructing UC San Diego’s first-ever frat house. Once complete, the three-story building is set to house 71 members, complete with a ...
From the perspective of fictional writer Jay Chanley, a white Anglosaxon Christian Zionist from Sugarland, Texas. To ...
It’s good practice to know your weaknesses, and we know UC San Diego’s: no school spirit. Every other major university is ...
The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April ...
The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April ...
The following is a satirical article for The DisreGuardian, a series of articles published annually for The Guardian’s April ...