I don’t know, but I ️ it.

Unsatiated by dog and duck, the Snevets community has been ravenously calling for a third mascot to supplement Tillie and Attila as ambassadors and stewards of the University’s beloved brand. After a ...

An orca was spotted balancing a salmon on its head in late October near Washington’s Kitsap Peninsula, according to the Orca Network. This specific killer whale is known to marine biologists and whale ...

An event more devastating than a snack swipe’s worth being diminished from two cookies to one has been distressing students across campus. ChatGPT is gone. The disappearance of Snevets’ favorite ...

Is finding a relationship on campus hard? Do you skip showers frequently? Are you afraid to speak to people of the opposite sex, same sex, or anyone at all? If you said yes to all three of these ...

The Cat in the Hat is trite and derived, But the truth, my friend, is it’s the worst book for bedtime, deprived. It starts with a cliche, so tired and worn, that it’s hardly worth reading, much less ...

You’ve heard of senioritis — that fog that settles over your final year, where motivation drops and everything starts to feel “optional”. But let me introduce you to her less glamorous, more chaotic ...

In a victory almost nobody asked for, excepting the ever-outspoken student athlete population, cutting-edge nanoscale condoms have been distributed to vending machines across campus. Given the limited ...

For all the commuters of Hoboken, I come bearing bad news… I thought my last article was the finale in the PATH revamp saga, but I was wrong. I recently received notice from a PATH employee that the ...

Snevets students have dutifully submitted resumes into the abyss of the career portal, with often little to no success. Some receive offers from prestigious corporations, taking on positions like ...

In a stunning move by the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), as of April 1, 2025, America will be subject to a non-mask mandate: No one in the country can wear a mask! Neurotypicals don’t know what’s ...