What was the black market at your school?

At my nephew's baptism, the priest refused to continue, saying:

He thought he had hung up, but 4 minutes and 12 seconds of recording changed everything.

What is the most ridiculous reason you would want to sue?

What is the worst thing your child's school has ever done?

While my wife was in the shower, I heard her singing in the kitchen.

During my performance review, my boss said: "Your productivity has decreased since the incident..."

My sister won't lock her iPad; I find the secret family chat.

My daughter's teacher stole her mobile phone and didn't report her panic attack during class...